“Nobody loves you, Pete Hegseth”

I dreamed I woke up early in the morning. Still in my sweatpants and sweatshirt, I put on some Birkenstocks and wrapped myself in a downy blanket and went outside. Then I noticed somebody at the busy road. It was Pete Hegseth in a spiffy gray three piece suit, with a sharp looking deep blue tie. I walked toward him as if to have a confrontation but I chickened out. I just passed him on the road and he walked by me going in the opposite direction. Later, I would lie and tell a friend that I had actually given Hegseth a chest bump and knocked him down. I lied and claimed that I had said to Hegseth, “Nobody loves you, Pete Hegseth.” But it wasn’t true. I had let him walk on by, uninterrupted.

-Anonymous
Dream occurred: 3/29/2025